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My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

-- Henny Youngman


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Being Jewish did not make us better athletes, but the bonds we formed during the games we played did help make us better Jews.


U.S. Senator Herb Kohl, Owner Milwaukee Bucks
Source: The Jewish Sports Hall of Fame
When I was playing, I used to resent being singled out as a Jewish ballplayer,” he said. “I wanted to be known as a great ballplayer, period....Lately, though, I find myself wanting to be remembered not only as a great ballplayer, but even more as a great Jewish ballplayer. I realize now, more than I used to, how important a part I played in the lives of a generation of Jewish kids who grew up in the 30̓s.


Hank Greenberg, Detroit Tigers Slugger and Hall of Famer
Source: Jewish Press
When I was up in the majors, I always knew how I wanted it to be about me....Here comes one Jewish kid that every Jew in the world can be proud of.


Al Rosen
Source: Jewish Press
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.


Woody Allen
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.


Henny Youngman
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying "Let's get up here before we get killed!"


Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.


Henny Youngman
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.


Henny Youngman
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"


Henny Youngman
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.


Sholom Aleichem

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